50 Ways to Leave Your Stalker (In plaats van de muziek van tegenwoordig – 3)
Nummer uit een parallel universum, waarin Paul Simon een vrouw met een stalker verleidt.
50 Ways to Leave Your Stalker
(Verse 1)
The problem’s all inside your head, I said to her sweetly
The answer’s easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your stalker, you see
(Chorus)
Slip out the back, Zack, don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just hop on a train, Lane, don’t need to explain, Jane
Just make a new plan, Dan, you don’t need to be a fan, Sam
Just listen to me
(Verse 2)
Don’t need to be rude, dude, just set yourself free, Lee
Don’t need to feel fear, dear, just disappear, Claire
Just fake your demise, Bryce, won’t need no alibis, Liese
Just trust me, believe
(Chorus)
Slip out the back, Zack, don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just hop on a train, Lane, don’t need to explain, Jane
Just make a new plan, Dan, you don’t need to be a fan, Sam
Just listen to me
(Bridge)
They’ll find you at your work, lurking in the shadows
They’ll follow you around, thinking they’re your hero
But there’s no need to fret, just follow my lead
There’s plenty of ways to give them the slip, indeed
(Verse 3)
Leave a fake trail, Gale, watch them fail, Dale
Disguise yourself, Ralph, they’ll lose themselves, Shel
Just vanish at night, Dwight, they’ll lose sight, Wright
Just trust me, alright?
(Chorus)
Slip out the back, Zack, don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just hop on a train, Lane, don’t need to explain, Jane
Just make a new plan, Dan, you don’t need to be a fan, Sam
Just listen to me
(Outro)
There must be fifty ways to leave your stalker, my friend
Just follow my lead, it’s not the end
You’ll break free from their grip, you’ll finally see
There’s fifty ways to leave your stalker, believe me!
Tekst: ChatGPT, prompt: Write lyrics to a song called ’50 ways to leave your stalker’, a satire on ’50 ways to leave your lover’ by Paul Simon.
Muziek: Suno.ai, prompt: ‘Folk pop, singer songwriter, soft rock, Instrumental, Rock, Singer-songwriter, Folk pop, Folk rock, Soft rock, Melodic’
Beeld: Zelf gebakken met Dall-E 3